I should.

Really update this thing. I swear I'll find something funny to write, but until then here is some pussy to enjoy.



Cheers,

-Demmy

Whoops....

HA!

I'm easily amused. 

Well guys, it's been awhile. Perhaps longer than I expected, anyway here's something  I happened to notice randomly--that that Kris Humphries guy looks suspiciously like troll face or cool face, how ever you like to put it. Don't believe me? Here's proof:

and.......

Someone is getting sued. 

Anyway enjoy the song. :D

BTW, I have no clue what this song is about....enjoy it anyway.

So here's the big one...

The post about VAGINAS!

So I was on the internet, clicking, then clicking some more, when I came across this website. It boasts a "greener" way for feminine hygiene. It seemed interesting enough, and it was making a lot of sense,  until I came across this video about how to insert your mooncup®:




After seeing that novel of a video, suddenly the mooncup® doesn't seem so appealing to me as a woman. I mean--so you insert it and can wear it for up 8 hours, that doesn't suck, but taking it out and having to rinse it is the part that doesn't make sense. If you're like me, and overly think about things, then you'll know what I mean. Seeing how it "suctions" to you vaginal wall, taking it out would prove a bit messy--especially in the way stated in the video. Imagine, and excuse me for the vibrant and vivid and possibly gross picture I'm about to paint here, taking that cup out and having menstrual blood gush all over your hands, looking like you just murdered someone painfully and gruesomely...Ew. Not to mention, what about when you have to go rinse out the cup? I mean, what's going to keep you "protected" with your pants around your ankles standing at the sink? I know a lot of people have a sweet bathroom hook-up where the sink is right next to the toilet, so if you're tall enough--or stretchy enough, you can reach without having to get up. But what about those with bathrooms where somehow, someone thought it was a good idea to have the sink some distance away from the toilet? What about then? Anyway, enough about sinks and toilets and back to the mooncup®. Did I mention it looks really uncomfortable? I mean having a big, thick piece of silicone up your veejay--that isn't, you know, moving or vibrating--doesn't seem like a good time. At least to me....

Anyway, if you've ever tried the mooncup® and have any thoughts or stories to share feel free to email me: demgetsbanned@yahoo.com

And remember ladies, keep those vaginas clean, keep em' fresh, keep em' happy, and don't forget to LOVE your vagina! You only get one after all.

I just got this in my email.....

Should I believe this Elizabeth? Or is it

Damn yous, random emails.

Pride Weekend....

I know I'm late with this, but,  Happy Pride! If you're gay, stay gay and love it.

I also heard some small (HUGE!) news that New York has legalized gay marriages yay!
  Read about it here.

Just a small step for equal rights, and let's hope that California will follow suit. I mean, supposedly we're the gayest state, yet we can't grant equal rights for all? Yeah, I don't get that either.  Anyway, what a great kick off for SF pride weekend. If you're in the Bay Area, you should definitely check it out. It's a lot of fun, and you get to see/meet some awesome people. Today is the parade, followed by the festival. Lots of booths, lots of people, lots of music of all genres, lots of food, and lots of fun. I'll see you there!

OMG...

This has been stuck in my head, literally, all night. Me and my 80s stuff.





Also, <3 if you are familiar with Jem. I might be a little too young for her, but I remember having a doll and the VHS tapes lol.

Quote of the Day 06.16.2011

"If you're going to ponder the meaning of life, you might as well down a bottle of whiskey. That way, you're un-conscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously."

I thought that was funny and also true, but your interpretation of it might be different than mine. Think about it.


Now, for a song....




It doesn't really go with the post, but I like it, so enjoy.

Grammar Nazi.

So after work this morning, I was having a chat with a friend of mine who we will refer to as "D", so randomly he starts talking about puns and our conversation goes like this:

All I have to say is..............

Heil!

Oh I almost forgot....

It's CATURDAY!! For those of you who don't know what Caturday is, it was started on 4chan \b\ in response to "Fluffy Friday" posts, to weed out all the trolls. It ended up becoming on of the biggest internet memes in the history of evar.


Let's start our Caturday with a video...

Afterwards I tried to slit my wrists from all that adorable, but all that came out was glitter, sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and myspace.com.

Now onto the funny stuff.....

Ok, ok I get it--that's enough. But it's really hard because......




^^make sure you watch that, you'll really understand. ^^

Its been awhile...

Since I've last blogged. I've been busy doing other things on the internet (i.e. stupid FB games, even stupider videos, and trolling)rather than blogging. You didn't really think that that I was actually away from the computer having a *gulp* real life, did you?? Anyway, I'm back now.


On a side note, I wonder what was really on her mind??



Poor Holly Pietrzak, I hope that made your last day worth it.

Miss Virtual World

So I went to the initial round of finalist casting for MVW...I have to say, all the ladies were great and good luck to all of you!

This song goes out to all the judges, but we'll all know in a matter of hours! I know you all have a very tough decision!

Also good luck to all the semi-finalists!

New Aqua...

Not a lot of people would admit this, but I am quite a big fan of the europop/dance group Aqua. Anyway, I was watching the "Dr. Jones" video on youtube, when I came across a link. A link to their new stuff :D Should I be this excited, I still don't know but enjoy.

Uh Snoop.....

Really?





I guess its kinda catchy.

Gas Prices...

So I go to put gas in my car this morning, and figured in my crazy mind that 20 bucks should at least get me a half a tank...boy was I wrong. Not even half way. What was the point of buying a hybrid, either way you're still gonna get fisted five ways from friday up the butt by the oil companies to fill the bitch up. Then I remembered I get a big, fat, tax rebate for it--also, I look really cool driving that bitch.

'nuff said.

HAHA!

Fred Sanford <3

So it begins....

I've finally decided to start a blog. It seems everyone has a blog these days, however my blog, I'd say about 90-99% of it isn't going to be fashion related, there are enough of those already. My blog is going to be more like a peek into what is really going on in this crazy, demented, fucking head of mine, seeing how I'm not the most social, or talkative person you will ever meet. I'm actually pretty awkward and shy, even on the internet (weird, I know!) It's going to be pure Gonzo™, meaning I will post here tidbits from both lives--crap I find on the internet, awesome music clips, random ass stuff I see/hear on a daily basis, not to mention a good opportunity to show off my sweet HTML/CSS coding skills. Anyway, sometimes I will make several posts a day, while sometimes none at all. Anyway, enjoy!